shistapape 

Toilet paper, or shit tickets.

Hey Doug, where's da shistapape?

shistapape by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Shitpaper 

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

Shitpaper by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007

shitappens 

When you are too lazy to say shit happens so you decide to say them both at the exact same time.

person: aww man, i dropped my ice-cream!
another person: shitappens

shitappens by an incredibly bored person June 11, 2018