shitress

A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.

"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

shitress by Billy 'Blue Balls' Mays March 21, 2010

shress 

a shirt that is long enough to 1)be worn as a dress and 2)make up for the lack of pants.

that girl wearing that shress is totally getting fucked tonight.

shress by John T.K. February 15, 2008

Sheresse

Sweet loving honest caring thankful

Sheresse is a loving

Sheresse by Sheresse April 18, 2017

Shressy 

Describes something of generally high quality; having to do with or relating to shress. (combination of shrek and chess) Shressy is generally used as a caption for a smurf meme.

How awfully shressy of you.

Shressy by MrSquiggly January 22, 2023

shireshire

Land of milk and honey. Capital is Hanham (otherwise known as Ebayebay land)

That ginger bloke called Chris was from Shireshire.

shireshire by Martin December 11, 2004

shireesh 

It is just sheesh, but cooler. Used to substitute "sheesh" when it is unbelievably dope.

"Those sweet young men work in the Gestapo."
"Shireesh, man?"

shireesh by mayhem_0 November 28, 2021

esme freya shires 

A cute, perfect, amazinggggg, fun, out going, understanding girl that I luv with my life she is so special and understands you in the hardest times she also is really funny and is super interesting always being nice and cute. She is also my favourite person in the world she is my luv and life and I can't ever stop thinking of her, it's such an honour and privilege to be with her and you could be the luckiest person in the world to have someone as perfect as her she will never let you down

Esme Freya Shires is so cute, so cute

esme freya shires by Mr homless September 29, 2020