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shippet stadium 

A lawless, soulless, hollow, evil place devoid of all hope, emotions, or sense. Home to all of the sweatiest most annoying players in MLB the Show 20. Common occurrences include: football scores, bunt dancing , getting quick pitched, all prestige lineups, CAPs that throw 97 mph cutters and 70 mph changeups, and basically anything else terrible you can think of.
Damn man, I just got assraped 20-3 by YourFriendKyle at shippet stadium
shippet stadium by wewgwueirdhuwas January 23, 2021

shipping William Afton with dead/his children 

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF
Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell

Shipping anxiety 

The feeling of waiting for a product you ordered from the internet to arrive.
Phillip, "Yo dude, I ordered some sneakers last week and I've been looking outside my window for the UPS truck the last few days. What if it got lost? What if I got scammed? What if they already dropped it off while I was gone and some thief saw the package in front of my door and stole it?"

Alex, "Bro, calm down. You just got a mad case of Shipping Anxiety."
Shipping anxiety by pipskix August 23, 2010

shipper name 

A combination of two peoples' names creating an inventive, new name; usually is original or dead ass funny.
Guy 1: You know Mya and Lucas?

Guy 2: Dude, they both sit next to me in 3rd period of course I know them.

Guy 1: Well, their shipper name should be Myass.

Guy 2: Haha sick bro.
shipper name by Teddyhugs21 August 18, 2014

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

shipper angst

Contrived and torturously convoluted writing of a TV show’s characters’ relationships, done simply for the sake of interjecting more ‘drama’ into the series.

Shipper angst typically includes elements of lose, conflict, jealousy, and both real and perceived infidelities, that adversely affect and influence the thoughts and actions the show’s characters. While these elements are standard ingredients of good drama, their overuse is unmistakable evidence of the kind of hack writing that reduces TV series drama to mere melodrama.

I stopped watching ‘Battlestar Galactica’ in the middle of the third season. I just couldn’t stand watching any more of that silly shipper angst.
shipper angst by AuntyMouse April 10, 2009