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Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.
When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”
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Shipleyness 

#Shipleyness is a state of mind. Anyone within the parish of shipley, located at the centre of the universe in West Yorkshire can experience it. Being good at smiling, waving, squeezing, hugging, kissing and, just being nice helps👍
Feeling some wonderful shipleyness
Shipleyness by Tesiwez August 24, 2017

shipeeing 

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?
shipeeing by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

Shipling 

When you are watching a show and you see two characters who you think would make good siblings but they aren't siblings.
I shipling them.
Shipling by Otaku -San June 14, 2016

Smileying 

The act of exchanging smileys on IM, often to infuriate the other person. Can also occur in a Smiley War( the act of dueling with someone over the number of smileys you can use at once)
Annoying woman: " :) :P ;) :'( "
Stable Male: " Damn it i hate those stupid things, woulda STOP smileying at me?!
Annoying woman: " ;P "
Smileying by light24bulbs October 27, 2009

Shipleyism 

Shipleyism: Colorful way to describe a person, situation, or activity being as non-politically correct as possible.

Insulting or deeply thought intent to either make an individual cry, laugh, or become utter frustrated in their very existence.
He made your sister cry again with one of those Shipleyisms didn't he?
Shipleyism by Dansemacab September 5, 2007

Jake Shirleying 

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion
Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.
Jake Shirleying by Bryton quermo October 15, 2021