Smileying 

The act of exchanging smileys on IM, often to infuriate the other person. Can also occur in a Smiley War( the act of dueling with someone over the number of smileys you can use at once)

Annoying woman: " :) :P ;) :'( "
Stable Male: " Damn it i hate those stupid things, woulda STOP smileying at me?!
Annoying woman: " ;P "

Smileying by light24bulbs October 27, 2009

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

smiling depression 

a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.

"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"

smiling depression by xxdefeatedxx. August 11, 2008

Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too

Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off

Mountain of Smiling Bodies by RoyalSpaz February 8, 2022

sillyington 

something that is very funny

Joseph: Ever tried to eat a clock?
Shawn: No, I haven't
Joseph: It's real time consuming
Shawn: Wow! You made a real sillyington there.

sillyington by bearszn November 17, 2022

Both lips smiling 

A phrase from Tiktok “both lips smiling” her face and 😸 lips smiling 😨🙏🏽

“You got both lips smiling right now 😇🙏🏽”

“Girl he’s so fine he got both my lips smiling 😜😍”

Both lips smiling by Meli 🩷 July 27, 2023