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shilock nose 

A very obscure and abnormally sized nose. Most commonly found attached to a person of Jewish heritage.
Tom: "Wow man, check out that chick with the shilock nose"

Fred: "Whoa! That thing is huge!"
shilock nose by brennen757 June 23, 2009
Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.
shlock by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

Shlocken 

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.
Shlocken by Shlocken February 18, 2021

shylock shoes 

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.
e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"
shylock shoes by cdafox May 19, 2010

shylockerish 

adj. describes the action or traits related to being cheap, verbally annoying, possessing an abnormally large nose, or acting in a manner similar to Kyle from the T.V. show South Park.
"I'm tired of hearing you bitch about the $1.15 I owe you. Stop being so shylockerish."
"Dude, that guy's nose must have been a foot long, I've never seen someone so shylockerish."
"My financial adviser really gets on my nerves, wish I would have chose one that wasn't so shylockerish.
shylockerish by dsmalls09 May 13, 2011