shilapi

Any shlong-like biological fang smothered in a viscous solution like petroleum jelly or thick saliva that is at some point thrusted inside a hollow cavity preferably complimentary to that which is stroking it.

A tongue that is audible when it should not. A passive aggressive portrayal of one's masculinity.

My 300 lb boss never misses an opportunity to ensure his shilapi is heard, whether he's swallowing mid-sentence lecturing me, beating it in the office, or gulping down his coffee behind my back looking for typos on my TPS reports.

shilapi by logntime February 25, 2011

shilpika 

The most beautiful , ruthless , and kind girl you'll ever meet , someone who you'll fall in love within seconds.

Wish I had shilpika for a life partner.

shilpika by Niggboi November 30, 2017

shilpi 

a beautiful, intelligent, but unattainable woman

"Dude, don't trip. That shilpi rejected me too."

shilpi by Miss D April 8, 2005

shilpita 

Sexy and smart af

Shilpita bless us with your intelligence

shilpita by Alien360 December 10, 2016

Shilap 

To "shit slap" or to cup a fart with your hand, then waft the goodness into someone's face.

She was going on and on, so when I had to fart I shilap'd her in the face!

Shilap by Sleezy McGee February 23, 2010

shilpi 

A fine-looking, extremely intelligent, but unattainable female.

"Dude, that shilpi dissed us all."

shilpi by Fine Guy April 21, 2005

Shilpie

A beautiful, sexy girl with a great body

Dude, i wanna be like shilpie

Shilpie by Tandoneki November 7, 2010