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Any shlong-like biological fang smothered in a viscous solution like petroleum jelly or thick saliva that is at some point thrusted inside a hollow cavity preferably complimentary to that which is stroking it.

A tongue that is audible when it should not. A passive aggressive portrayal of one's masculinity.
My 300 lb boss never misses an opportunity to ensure his shilapi is heard, whether he's swallowing mid-sentence lecturing me, beating it in the office, or gulping down his coffee behind my back looking for typos on my TPS reports.
by logntime February 07, 2011
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