shiiiit 

Expression of extreme disbelief used by Senator Clay Davis from The Wire.

shiiiit.com

shiiiit by YYC November 22, 2011

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) 

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).

{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) by Telephony October 22, 2019

Shiiiiit

A commonly used phrase used to display dismay or awe.

Shiiiiit biatch, this mofo ain't pimpin'!

Shiiiiit by Freddy January 13, 2003

shiiiit 

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

shiiiit by Joe Blow November 25, 2004

shiiiiit

Shiiiiit is commonly used in jive and other shit like that.

Shiiiiit foo wadup yo y'all pimpin it up homies?

shiiiiit by Freddy January 13, 2003

shiiiiitsophrenic

crazy enough to conjure up a mental illness-type reaction

"see that old lady with the pink hair?"
"woah!! shiiiiitsophrenic!"

shiiiiitsophrenic by the dizzzzle February 13, 2009

Shiiiit 

Emphasized way of saying shit. Used by many in the south.

Shiiiit that's funny right there!

Shiiiit by Undertaker77777 March 11, 2021