Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

Fookin' Shankled by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

shinkleberry 

A rare berry located in Tennessee.

I was walking in the woods and found a real shinkleberry! It tasted like berries.

shinkleberry by masedpotato149 June 18, 2018

shinkles 

the combination of sheets and wrinkles that make the lines on your face and skin from laying on sheets while you sleep.

when i woke up this morning i said, "omg mom look at the shinkles all over my face and leg!"

shinkles by Corinne Fullmer July 3, 2008

Shinkle 

The bone between your shin and ankle.

Girl; Ow my shinkle hurts. I think I might have sprained it.

Shinkle by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

Shinkled 

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

Shinkled by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020

shinkletter 

the biggest BOSS ever.

that punk thinks hes shinkletter trying to dictate to every1, he aint gonna send any hits.

shinkletter by shinkletter.1 October 17, 2008