shfintometer 

–noun
an instrument used for measuring the amount of shfinterest in a given subject.

I am going to watch Surrogates. I'll rate it on my shfintometer.

shfintometer by peedunky February 24, 2010

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022