Friend 1: "Hey, so that hooker you hired for my birthday yesterday wasn't really a woman...."
Friend 2: "What? You serious? That chick was smokin' hot!"
Friend 1: "Ya, that's why I let her stay and I fucked her. Who knew tranny was that good?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you must have been drunk."
Friend 1: "Very, that why she shenailed me."
Friend 2: "I bet that hurt...."