shemtob Share definition Flag 1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident. 2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual. man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon. shemtob by mikey April 20, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the shemtob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch