shemtob 

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

shemtob by mikey April 20, 2005

shemtov

A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.

Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!

shemtov by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022