Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.

"A sheeping bag is what is is."

Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

shemine 

The beautiful name worn by a most special minecraft player. This name only deserves to be worn by the most palpable bae, whose earlier name was SticksAreOp.
This player is a boy, not a female mine.
He often changes outfits, anything from neon hair to matt clothing.
He has over a dozen girlfriends, and is most popular among many.

"SheMine hacks!" -Ikr
" SheMine is asking you to rek him."
"SheMine, how you such a bae? I'm jealous ;-;"
"SheMine, stop doing homework and come online!"

shemine by WhyYouNoDie June 1, 2016

Shamping 

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.

When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.

Shamping by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009

Sheeping 

The act of following someone in a straight line and needing to be directed in which way to go.

Person 1:Something, something something.
*Runs into person 2(who's turning)*
Person 2: God, Jeanie stop Sheeping, why are you such a sheep

Sheeping by Tibbzy November 8, 2011

Sheminar 

A seminar or discussion meeting controlled by women who allow men to attend but treat them badly. The opposite of a himinar.

College Guy 1: Dude, where have you been, you look terrible?
College Guy 2: I went to that seminar on feminist theory and the female participants verbally attacked me for being a dude.
Guy 1: Oh man, that group only holds sheminars, you weren't welcome.

Sheminar by Crackinwize May 4, 2011

Shumpin' 

Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.

"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"

Shumpin' by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021