shelve 

To insert into one's rectum, normally in respect to illicit substances.

Hey mang, I just shelved that pill and my ring is itchy.

shelve by bob the builder March 8, 2003

cum shelves

Large breasts that when you release your load on them they hold your cum very well.

Id love to cum all over those cum shelves.

cum shelves by Sinful December 17, 2006

Shelmet

Basically a shitty helmet.

Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet

Shelmet by Nazuro January 27, 2009

Shelve 

Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.

Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.

Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.

Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.

Shelve by RooZy March 19, 2009

shelved 

To insert an object into the anus!

I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it

shelved by funpac January 30, 2010

hanging shelves 

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities

My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"

hanging shelves by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007

Shelved 

To discontinue all further communications with a person.

I cant beleive Hamish just did that.

...Shelved

Shelved by Cpt.West September 9, 2009