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Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

Hung like a Sheep 

Refers to the imagery of the male sheep counterpart to the human penis being covered by wool so it doesnt show.
My friend is hung like a sheep and he is clean shaven...

ram you like a sheep 

When you sprout horns and ram your pee pee into a girl's vajayjay. All the while, you are clanking your horns with the girl's horns because she goes crazy when you bleat like a little goat man.
Dude. Last night I totally told Emily "girl, I'm gonna ram you like a sheep. She didn't believe me at first, but soon was satisfied. She wouldn't stop calling me a billy goat gruff.

sleep like a log 

This is another way of saying you slept really well. People feel like they had good sleep when they obtain deep sleep. Deep Sleep is one of the 4 sleep cycles and some think it is one of the most important. Since logs do not move by themselves once placed on the ground, to sleep like a log is sleeping so good that you do not move.

A similar saying to "sleep like a log" is "slept like a baby". Both are ways of saying you slept undisturbed throughout the night.

The opposite is when someone says they tossed and turned all night. This is not sleeping like a log. You are moving all over the place which means you are not getting quality sleep. It is likely you are getting light sleep vs deep sleep. This is when people wake up still feeling tired.
Oh, you can't sleep? Take some melatonin and you will sleep like a log.
or
Dang, I can't believe it is morning already. I sleeping like a log last night.
sleep like a log by Dilemmas.co February 8, 2021

sleep like thieves 

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.
It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.
sleep like thieves by Beanstalker November 7, 2009

Sleep like a Russian 

"Sleep like a Russian" (catchphrase), means sleeping very tightly. The catchphrase comes from the fact that a Russian can sleep very deeply because he is in the knowledge that his country is the biggest country in the world. He therefore believes that no one and nothing can harm him, which gives him a deep sleep.

This idiom can be further used in various contexts to express a person's high level of confidence and composure towards what is happening around them.
"Did you sleep well?" "Oh you bet I did, I slept like a Russian!"

"Do you usually have a good nights sleep?" "Yes, I always sleep like a Russian"
Sleep like a Russian by Kycka August 2, 2022