sheep humper

A student (aka "aggy", "agroid", etal) at Texas A&M, a glorified junior college located just north of east Bumfuck Nowhere in College Station, Texas, especially a member of the Corp of Cadets (aka "corp turds", "toy soldiers", etal).

Derived from their time-honored tradition of engaging in anal intercourse (fucking) ovine mammals (sheep).

This habit led to the school motto - "Texas A&M - Where men are men and sheep are scared!"

The sheep humpers are delusional.

sheep humper by Old Sarge February 19, 2008

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Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

Sleep Humper Bed by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

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Sleep Humper

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.

n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping

OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!

Sleep Humper by KaeMERae February 7, 2009

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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