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sexonomics 

The study of sex and how resources are applied to obtaining sex.
I just learned in sexonomics 101, that guys in america spend more money pursuing sex than they spend on ending world hunger.

The equations of sexonomics,

sexonomics = (economics) x (male psychology)

sexonomics = economics - the boring bullshit

I wish I had hot Mrs. bendover for sexonomics theory because she incorporates real in class examples that sound really fun....
sexonomics by MasterFirm May 26, 2011
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Sexonomics 

The branch of political economy which studies the complex relationship between sex, power, and money.
Sexonomics is a burgeoning social science that has many real world applications.

Through the lens of Sexonomics, many global power structures are perceived
Sexonomics by theflink November 9, 2014

trickle down sexonomics 

when all of your friends have girl friends and you take all of their side hoes.
Sense I'm "talking " to Maddie, you can have all of my side hoes. I call it "trickle down sexonomics."

speckonomics 

Da finances-base study of working wif small particles or dots.
What wif more-modern ways of printing dat are better and cheaper, dot-matrix machines seldom make good speckonomics sense anymore.
speckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Shrekonomics 

Da study of da financial status of everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre wif funnel-shaped ears.
Fortunately for our chubby grass-colored swamp-buddy, Fiona liked him just for himself --- she had simple tastes, and so she really could care less about da shrekonomics of da union.
Shrekonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Seponomics 

Word created by World of Warships streamer SepDm to define his clever practice of selling useless and irrelevant ships, such as Annapolis and tier 10 ships, for in game resources (credits) to buy more valuable ships like tier 8 tech tree british DDs. This has also been called "trickle up" economics.
bfk_fer1yfe: Alright boys, first day of CB season. Need somebody to play Annapolis.
Sep: Can't do it bro, I don't have it.
bfk_fer1yfe: Motherfucker you were just playing Annapolis on stream the other day. Hello or no??!!!
Sep: Seponomics bro. Seponomics...
Seponomics by RPFMyHalland February 16, 2024

trickle-down shitonomics 

How tax breaks supposedly have that trickle down effect but it doesn't work in practice? You sort of do the same with shower water.
Guy 1: holy moly, man. You smell like shit.

Guy 2: yeah, I'm a current practitioner of trickle-down shitonomics