sheat

verb:
to sheat;
or sheating;

this occurs when you are eating but have to take a shit at the same time. shit + eat = sheat. this generally doesn't feel very good.

"dude, i was out to dinner with my girlfriend last night and i was sheating the whole time!"

by friskypingu July 29, 2008

sheat

mix between a cheat and a shit

that sheat stole my answer

by RDAWGG August 19, 2008

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

Sheat

Shit heat. When you or someone else takes a shit so wretched that the smell of it changes the temperature in the room.

"Dude next to me was taking a dump so wrank that I could feel the sheat."

by TurdBurglar52 February 25, 2022

Sheating

A gay man cheating on his boyfriend with a woman.

“dude, ben is sheating on you!”

(heartstopper)

by Ajlovescats2 April 27, 2022

Sheating

When it's Halloween and you're trick or treating and you are too impatient to wait to eat candy at home, so you just start eating candy while walking.

I think I'm gonna have to start sheating. These Skittles are too tempting.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017