sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019

sheating

The process of eating while taking a dump.

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

by Joeyblanko May 17, 2014

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

Sheat

Shit heat. When you or someone else takes a shit so wretched that the smell of it changes the temperature in the room.

"Dude next to me was taking a dump so wrank that I could feel the sheat."

by TurdBurglar52 February 25, 2022

Sheating

A gay man cheating on his boyfriend with a woman.

“dude, ben is sheating on you!”

(heartstopper)

by Ajlovescats2 April 27, 2022

Sheating

When it's Halloween and you're trick or treating and you are too impatient to wait to eat candy at home, so you just start eating candy while walking.

I think I'm gonna have to start sheating. These Skittles are too tempting.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017