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"shwads"
"nothing much, you?"
shwads by Jasmine1234 February 18, 2010
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Crocodile Shears 

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.
Crocodile Shears by Argonak April 12, 2008
Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.
Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"

Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"

Dude: "Roflmao!"
Shreads by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009

Queen's heads 

GBP currency: The queen's head is printed on one side of every coin and note of British sterling currency.
"My eyes on the prize seen,
Not the pot of gold,
At the end of the rainbow I want the bumbaclaat doe.
So I can go up town, and spend,
Dem queen's heads in the West End..."

Dettwork South-East by Blak Twang
Queen's heads by Antony Johnston December 25, 2005

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

Reece Shearsmith 

Reece Shearsmith is a versatile actor, writer and other stuff like that. He is most famous for being part of the quartet The League of Gentlemen, in which he co-wrote and played a variety of insanely grotesque characters.

He has since moved onto other projects, that including co-writing Psychoville with his friend (although we may question how friendly they actually are) Steve Pemberton.

Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton are a popular slash pairing also known as 'Reeve Pembersmith'

Reece is now starring in Betty Blue Eyes, a theatre show in the West End featuring a robot pig - despite not really liking animals.

He is also known for his aesthetic interest in horror décor and appreciation for Michael Nyman (see his Twitter and Tumblr accounts for more details)

Reece is a small man with a Yorkshire accent and has captured the hearts of many a young fangirl.
Reece Shearsmith played Edward, Papa Lazarou and Rev. Bernice (to name a few) in The League of Gentlemen

Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton are a cute couple. They have many homoerotic adventures together in Blackpool hotel rooms.