She must be on her period

Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.

Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.

by Iminclassrightnow May 9, 2018