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A tall, skinny, gullible white male who is under the misconception that he
has a large penis. Frequently drinks to the point of being misguided by
beer goggles, allowing swamp donkeys to make him their bitch on a regular
basis. Also referred to as "Donkey Kong".
Too many swamp donkeys, too little shayfer.
by ?-nuts January 29, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

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A tall skinny white male with a large penis and knows how to drink!
by Shayfer (of course!?) September 03, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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