shayfer

A tall, skinny, gullible white male who is under the misconception that he
has a large penis. Frequently drinks to the point of being misguided by
beer goggles, allowing swamp donkeys to make him their bitch on a regular
basis. Also referred to as "Donkey Kong".

Too many swamp donkeys, too little shayfer.

by ?-nuts January 29, 2004

shayfer

A tall skinny white male with a large penis and knows how to drink!

Shayfer is the man!

by Shayfer (of course!?) September 03, 2003

Shayfer

The coolest guy you have ever seen! He is always able to make you laugh if you need it, but he is also really immature. The perfect guy for someone. (I wanna go fast)

Bro, I love that, Shayfer, guy!

by Shaydog555 December 12, 2018

Shayfer

A great Guy! He's super funny and will always be there for you! He's super immature and a fixer-upper, but you know he's worth it! He's perfect for you. (I wanna go fast)!!!

Boy I love that Shayfer fella!

by Shaydog555 December 12, 2018