black forest shateau 

An overly rich mountain of crap of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.

"For fuck sake Macauley, I don't care if your pissed - that's one hell of a black forest shateau you've left in there. Thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. Tokito!"

black forest shateau by Tokito April 3, 2008

black forest shateau 

This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.

Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"

Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"

black forest shateau by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011

shiteau 

an extra large pile of feces, usually located in a toilet, which resembles a castle or chateau

Take a look in the toilet, dude. I made a super-duper shiteau.

shiteau by Jimmy Carr May 8, 2010

Shareaux

A good looking or very attractive woman or group of fine women

The concert was very exciting once we gathered with the flock of shareaux.

Check out the legs on that Shareaux in the corner.

Shareaux by Mike Phelipson September 28, 2010

Shateara 

Beautiful, Smart and always optimistic. Women named Shateara are usually really good friends and caring people

Gosh, thanks Shateara for lending me another $100.

Shateara by SanguinePoet August 26, 2015

Shadeau 

Shadeau means a very unlucky person or a very unlucky event that has happened to someone. It can be applied to any situation that, in normal circumstances with an average lucky person, would not have happened or would have lead to a funny situation at most. To be a Shadeau is to assume an unlucky life such as purchasing a house contamined with asbesto, losing your job frequently, buying fraudulent equipment without knowing it, etc...

Poor guy, he just got himself a Shadeau by purchasing this washing machine with no motor inside.

This guy is definitely a Shadeau, he got into an accident while his house burnt down and his dog got stolen

Shadeau by Bark S. March 2, 2009

shatequate 

When something is intended to be done poorly, and is accomplished perfectly.

I made a shatequate chair for my step-mom to tilt forward just enough to see some cleavage; I did a shatequate job raking so I wouldn't have to do it next time.

shatequate by aguynotinuse April 26, 2011