(1) A tiny turd you find in your underwear or lodged in the crack of your bum after a shart, or dodgy fart.
(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.
(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.
"Damn! That's the third pair of undies I've lost to shartbiscuits since I became a vegetarian!"
"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."
"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."
by fran_kato February 27, 2014