A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005
the opposite of tall, if you speak with a St. Louis accent
The shart lady who lives near highway farty-far in Warshington County does her warsh on Thurdsay.
by Woody Thomas July 10, 2008
When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).
The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
by bobby shart August 28, 2009
When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...
"... I think I just sharted..."
by sjonathan July 24, 2009
Plural: Sharts

When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!

Person 2: How can you tell?

Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
by Migh October 01, 2009
the act of farting and shitting in your pants at the same time.
i just sharted i have to go wipe
by MRstone August 17, 2009
a) halfway between a shit and a fart.
b) a wet fart
c) a fart that smells so bad it could actually be a shit.
Person 1: *farts badly*
Person 2: "Faaaak bru, that was a shart"

"Man I think I just sharted!"
by M the D - E July 12, 2009
the act of farting and shiting at the same time
as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."
by donttestmyshart July 05, 2009

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