shart

(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time

i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared

person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no

by child collar April 1, 2020

shart

shit and fart

i js sharted

by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023

shart

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.

i would shart for chris wood.

by happilysmythe March 26, 2022

shart

When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off

Lmao I just sharted

by Highland69 March 22, 2016

shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies

after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere

by hand of October 25, 2019

shart

when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)

me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED

nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight

i just sharted in class

by Pundyne July 4, 2019

shart

When you think it’s a fart but you feel that wet poop come out

Every day kyle sharts himself

by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019