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MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.
"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."
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Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020

shampave 

Shampave (aka veve): a precious friend. The epitome of a swag and yolo mindset

Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family

They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy

They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends

They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different

Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet

They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values

People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life

If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity
Hi Shampave! Have you started drivers Ed yet?
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!
shampave by grassneve December 21, 2020

Shampage 

noun - A shampage is one of those domains that only exists as a fake, ad-ridden search engine/portal to capture clicks. Usually they have domain names that are close to 'real' sites/portals. This could also refer to a cybersquatting domain with the 'right' name but not offering the 'right' content.
Dude, I mistyped that domain you gave me and it popped up to a shampage!
Shampage by funky49 March 18, 2009
A shalupa is another appropriate word for a homeless person. (Instead of accusing them of being homeless, there shalupa.)
1. Hey mom, the shalupa over there seems like they need some help?

2. Save the homeless by saying #shalupa
Shalupa by Imaquack February 27, 2017

Shampahnyeh 

A mispronunciation of champagne popularized by Christopher Walken’s role in “The Continental.”
Would you like some shampahnyeh?
Shampahnyeh by [WN] Fear February 9, 2005