A family-friendly euphamisum for 'sex' used by a few (known) canadian radio DJ's
"is shimmy shammy really the best thing you can get for free, caller?"
by Danny B October 3, 2006
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Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.
Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.
by makomark13 October 17, 2008
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To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
boy #1"Hey what's goi-"
boy #2 "SHAMMY WANKSTER!" *slap*
boy#1 "Sonovabicth!"
by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006
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When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.
"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"
by Cullen_34 October 15, 2008
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A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina
I put the Shammy in a Noof.
by Goldeeennn June 12, 2019
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A cloth to shine your clam(vag) with
She used a clam shammy to spruce up her pussy.
by DSkunk July 28, 2010
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