by RideDucati April 25, 2016
A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.
Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?
Mike: No man, what did he do?
Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.
Mike: No man, what did he do?
Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.
by Theshakeandbakemaster October 6, 2010
by kate51351361 March 7, 2007
In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.
-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.
-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.
by fmoralesf June 15, 2010
it is when you masturbate/jerkoff untill you are about to cum/climax and then you put yur penis inside of a womens vaina and make sure she gets pregnate. there for you shake (jerk off) and bake (her being pregnante and baking the baby in the womb... lol)
by adin butler and justin uglem December 4, 2011
it's a dance sensation. It's mostly done to raucous hip-hop or r&b, but to be true to form, it's really appropriate for any music.
The Shake and Bake is executed by sticking your derriere (your BEhind) waaaaaay out. Like really out there. almost like you are about to sit down somewhere. But you don't. You swing your hips sideways and up and down. Tempo doesn't matter as it varies from tune to tune. The Shake and Bake- coming to a dancefloor near you.
The Shake and Bake is executed by sticking your derriere (your BEhind) waaaaaay out. Like really out there. almost like you are about to sit down somewhere. But you don't. You swing your hips sideways and up and down. Tempo doesn't matter as it varies from tune to tune. The Shake and Bake- coming to a dancefloor near you.
Oh check her out!!! She's doing the Shake and Bake! Awesome!
or
Look at that ginormous Shake and Bake!!
or
Look at that ginormous Shake and Bake!!
by Mary December 18, 2003
When you grab a nug of weed and put it in a bag or container of kief and shake it all up then remove the kief covered nug and proceed to "bake" it via pipe, bong etc.
Person 1: "aye i got some bud wanna toke?"
Person 2: "hell ya mayne i got some kief!"
Person 1: "you thinking what im thinking?"
Person 2: "Shake and Bake!!"
Person 2: "hell ya mayne i got some kief!"
Person 1: "you thinking what im thinking?"
Person 2: "Shake and Bake!!"
by Crackhead Aaron November 19, 2010