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2.
The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.
Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.
by Ginkyzord October 11, 2006
 
1.
When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.
Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!
by Pink Dog June 07, 2006