Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

by HansBex October 26, 2019

Shake and bake

When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other

Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked

by Can't drivesyrightimsogay June 12, 2019

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020

Shake and Bake

Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.

A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…

by Jackman556 November 14, 2022

Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 18, 2018

Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake

When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.

Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir

*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*

by Prill. May 2, 2019