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Funk Shake  

A particular beverage invented by Bootsie collins two months before the funk died on July 2nd 1979. a funk shake gives the consumer the ability to see 'round corners, however sideeffecs include passing out, but waking up slapping a base guitar fast and loose like some sort of delirious funky priest.
a funk shake made from "The funk" which looks like a medicine ball covered in teets.
Funk Shake by Oldgregg#1fan December 21, 2008

Fuck-shake 

The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.
Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?

fukushima shake down 

A dance where you shake your money maker for an absurd amount of time. Caution this takes a ridic amount of cardio endurance.
Gurrl I did the fukushima shake down from open to close at the club, I feel like I just ran a marathon

turkey baster full of protien shake 

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.
"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026