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Shag's a shag; pulls a pull 

Shag's a shag and a pull's a pull is one of life's little maxims that every bloke can say to his mate when discussing an awkward situation, usually about a girl, that happened on a night out. It simply expresses that in spite of what happened between them, be it heart-break or being pied off, he got his index finger or little man sticky!
Drew: 'Yo man, are you bothered that the bitch pied you off in front of her friends last night?'
Jake: 'Nah fuck it, I fingered her in the toilet last week anyway. Shag's a shag; pulls a pull

Shag Battle 

The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.

Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as

"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."

big shag 

Big shag derives from the biggest shag of all known human time , legend says he goes by the name of 'Matthew Harris'
big shag by UrbanMyth123 December 6, 2016

Shag Dodger 

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
A British slang term for sexual intercourse. Used by people who think the term "making love" is too innocent and "fuck" is too coarse.
I know she was my school teacher, but I still wanted to shag her.
shag by DCI Gene Genie Hunt March 28, 2011

fancy a shag 

The phrase used typically by a man to a women when they fancy a bit of loving.
Oi love "fancy a shag?" get your arse up them stairs....
fancy a shag by JOSHWA86 October 30, 2015