shafinkle

a mixture between shit, fuck, and dinkleberries. a doragatory term used to insult your roomates.

can be used as a noun or verb

Audra and Jamie are shafinkles.

Last night, after Minjae got hammered she shafinkled everywhere.

Simone enjoys a good shafinkling now and then.

shafinkle by 1One Porter Hall November 3, 2008

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shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012