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Shaabani 

Another term for getting screwed over or being really bad at something.

Can be used while gaming or in a corporate environment.
Often used in Rocket League to smack talk the other team when you score.
“Dude, you just got Shaabani’d”
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic really Shaabani’d me.”
“I really Shaabani’d that presentation”
“I’ll try to be there if I don’t get Shaabani’d on this project”
“I got Shaabani’d on my performance review.
Shaabani by ToxicBoss February 9, 2023
Related Words

shabstinence 

(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.
(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.
Sweaty ass and balls syndrome - (Pronounced - sabs) a condition that affects men. Extreme heat in the ass and ball region causing excessive sweat often soaking outter clothing and leaving wet spots on chairs. The condition is especially prevalent in the summer months.
Look guys his ass is soaked from sweat. It looks like he is sufferings from saabs.
saabs by Jordan Bardoel June 27, 2007
Shaabi, as it's usually transliterated, or more accurately, sha'bi, is an Egyptian music genre developed in the first half of Twentieth century that thrived in 1960s-80s.

Though shaabi music is exclusively urban music of Cairo, it originates in Egyptian folk rural music, esp. of Delta's fellaheen (peasants).

Etymology: Arabic sha'bi (popular, folk, of common people) ultimately from sha'b (people).
Egyptian shaabi singers rock, but you must admit their music is pure kitsch.
Shaabi by Mahammad Kalfat February 19, 2009
Shabs is the same as saying methamphetamine, crystal ice, crank ect. Quite bad for your health as the chemicals used to produce it are considered to be quite toxic and have been known to explode in laboritries. Smoke 1 point (also known as an oint) approximately 1/10th of a gram, worth approximately $50 in Sydney, go to Everleigh Street in Redfern, Mt Druitt or King's Cross and you'll be up for fucken 2 - 3 days. I smoke weed all day,and do pills all night and even two tabs of acid, but never go near that shabz shit, you'll be ooked very quickly kiddies.
Fucken yeh ay mate, just smokin tha shabs, hit 3 oints in the pipe, been up for 4 days straight braaaaaaaaaa
shabs by Crazy Snazzy May 22, 2009
The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.

*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.

Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.

**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.
Wow! That performance was just perfect! She must be a Shaaban.
Shaaban by zBumblebee July 4, 2011