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The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.

*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.

Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.

**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.
Wow! That performance was just perfect! She must be a Shaaban.
Shaaban by zBumblebee July 4, 2011
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Ahmed Shaaban Ismail Gad Ismail Haroon 

This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever
Hey have you seen Ahmed shaaban Ismail gad Ismail Haroon?
Nah he's hanging out with lara
When she has kids she will be the best mum ever. She will love her child to the moon and back. Loves all things shiny but confuses easily. Belonging to the night; Young lady. Lovable, Caring Hard & Smart working. People who know her will always love her a lot.
She's so cool. Maybe her name is Shabana.
Shabana by Cool' May 19, 2021

shabantur 

Developed by Joe LeClair & Justin Gildemeister, this word is used in a time of excitement, or a burn. Like when people say, boom!
"I just found five bucks! Shabantur!"
"Shiggedy Shanbantur, I'm a Vermonter!"
shabantur by Shabantur February 15, 2018

Shanabanned 

To be suspended in the NHL by the new head disciplinarian, VP of Hockey Operations, Brendan Shanahan.
James Wisniewski: "awww man, I was just suspended for eight games for hitting Cal in the head..."

Jeff Carter: "DAMMMMMMNNNN. You were just Shanabanned!!!"
Shanabanned by HACK14124124214 September 28, 2011

The Whole Shabang 

Including everything that will make up the entirety of the main object in question or that will complement it.
ME: I ordered a Big Mac over at McDonald's so i thought to myself, might as well make it a combo.
FRIEND: What's the combo include?
ME: You know, a soda, some french fries, The Whole Shabang!

Gang shabang 

The combination of biting an ankle, jumping on their back, sacking them till they throw up, drop kicking them and then feeding your pubes to them(preferably ginger)
I’m going to gang shabang you and your family