A weapon shaped like a rectangular prism with handles at the ends, a scope you look into and at the opposite end of the rectangular prism is a barrel that shoots out a lazer capable of melting anything.
The man's bloodshot eyesburst open when the Shaupfer lazer hit him.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'