A weapon shaped like a rectangular prism with handles at the ends, a scope you look into and at the opposite end of the rectangular prism is a barrel that shoots out a lazer capable of melting anything.
The man's bloodshot eyes burstopen when the Shaupfer lazer hit him.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).