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n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.
"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"

"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

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