n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.
"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"
"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."
"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."
by Dave Zucker March 12, 2009
by NikkiB94 December 18, 2022