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Urban Assault Tactic Sex 

Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.
I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.
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tactile sex 

Not quite oral, and not sex. Handjobs, fingering, or anything else dealing with hands.
What did you two do?
We just made out and had tactile sex.
tactile sex by Coach Strokes December 4, 2010

Tactical sex 

Having sex whilst waiting to do something else to avoid boredom.
John: "The pizza won't be here for about 30 minutes."
Mary: "Do you wanna have sex?"
John: "Great plan! That's tactical sex, that is!"
Tactical sex by godzilla13 February 19, 2012

Tactical Sex 

Having sex as quitely as possible, in order to avoid being caught. Can involve turning games or music up to otherwise extreme volumes. Also known as ninja sex.
Dude, my mom's girlfriend was upstairs, so we had to have tactical sex instead.

Tactical Beach Sex 

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)
Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!
Tactical Beach Sex by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

sextastic 

adj. to be fantastically sexy; instant orgasm
"OH MY GOD! Franz is so sextastic! I think I just creamed!"
sextastic by The Ashinator February 9, 2007

sextastic 

Something that pretains to have much sexyness and tasticness.
1.Chuck you are looking sextastic today.
sextastic by chuck June 21, 2003