The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!

Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.

The Sex Scale by Mr. Cuppycake October 15, 2010

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

sex death positioning scale by mids99 September 13, 2009

Milk Sale Sex 

When your spouse gives you the nook because you brought home a huge milk haul on sale.

Lindsay gave me that top slop milk sale sex after I ran to Sam's Club for a milk run.

Milk Sale Sex by mellayellin August 30, 2018

yard sale sex doll 

One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.

I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?

yard sale sex doll by Bakercat September 25, 2013