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Sex Over Easy 

When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex 

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"

sex overload 

noun - a condition of having so much sex during a short period of time that the emotional and physical strain causes damage to your body. Great for a Halo 2 screen name.
"I was driving Earl around after he was drunk at Kristy's house, and he was whining that he might have had sex overload!"

"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"
sex overload by Can Not August 8, 2005

sex is overrated

Something a person says when they can't get any pussy.
Dave: I don' know why you guys always talk about it... Sex is overrated.
This occurs the next day after a long night of love making. Your whole body hurts and is in a little pain from the great sex you had the night before. Its like a hang over but from sex and minus the headache.
My long night of love making with Ed caused me to have a sexover the next day.
sexover by Patricia Redfern June 8, 2007
Like a sleepover, but instead of playing games and sleeping a couple has sex all night long. When its a man to cum at least 4 times.
Hey Mike are you trying to comeover tomorrow night and have a sexover instead of going to the bar?
Sexover by BaddestBitch88 November 29, 2011
Hangover like effects; Head ach, body ach resulting from sexual frustration, sexual feelings, sexual thoughts, sexual bitting and or sucking, or a shit load of hard core ass pounding sex.

Basically sex.
PublicImposter (3:15:10 PM): We need to make a sexover example, so how do you feel today sammy?
sammy whudafxup (3:23:42 PM): hmm, well i have wild hair and my head feels really heavy and i have a headache
SexOver by Melyssa Gelfman June 3, 2008