sex muffin 

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.

"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."

sex muffin by S.M.x2 January 9, 2010

Sex Muffin 

Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.

2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.

Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".

2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.

3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.

4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".

Sex Muffin by Colombianomania September 30, 2005

Sex Muffins 

Muffins that are made while having hot sex, making them extra super delicious.

Rachel and I made delicious sex muffins last night for my grandma.

Sex Muffins by NiggerPie35 June 23, 2010

Sex Muffins 

An extreamly vile type of muffin, that prolongs sexual intercourse.

i just ate some sex muffins then had intercourse for 15 days.

Sex Muffins by Senor Swift October 18, 2008

sex muffin 

Sex Muffin: A person that is sexy, or tasty looking (like a muffin). A person that you would like to have sex with. Often used for celebrities.

"Keanu Reeves does nothing for me, but Billy Corgan is a total SEX MUFFIN!"

sex muffin by The Good Dopp September 24, 2005

Sex Muffin 

Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja

I think I need to go get checked for herpes.. I think I let to many sex muffins bang the clit.

Sex Muffin by Declan18 May 28, 2011

sex muffin 

a better way to describe a cupcake

those are the tastiest sex muffins ever!!

sex muffin by prammeeeting August 24, 2008