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sex jumper 

A person who gets up and leaves right after anonymous sex or a one night stand. Not boyfriend material, a sex jumper is purely out for his/her own sexual satisfaction and then they are gone.

Arising from the book/movie "Jumper" where individuals teleport in and out of difficult situations.
Jennifer: Dave was dressed and out the door as soon as he climaxed, he was just a sex jumper. He didn't even stay to tell me his last name.
sex jumper by nwjerseyliz February 26, 2008
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sex jumped 

when one is on top of the other while passionately hooking up
if one person is on their hands and knees, and the other is below them lying down, that is getting sex jumped
sex jumped by pinkeylover375 March 27, 2010

sex jumper 

A person who gets up and leaves right after anonymous sex or a one night stand. Not boyfriend material, a sex jumper is purely out for his/her own sexual satisfaction and then they are gone.

Arising from the book/movie "Jumper" where individuals teleport in and out of difficult situations.
Jennifer: Dave was dressed and out the door as soon as he climaxed, he was just a sex jumper. He didn't even stay to tell me his last name.
sex jumper by nwjerseyliz February 25, 2008

Jumpsuit Sex

When two people wear jumpsuits (preferably an Elvis Jumpsuit) and have sex.
"Hey Taylor! Wanna have jumpsuit sex?"
"Oh Ricky baby, lets do it!"
Jumpsuit Sex by tayla tot April 24, 2008

jump sex 

when you are having sex on your floor and you get up and jump off your bed landing on your girlfriend and sticking your dick into her vagina.
"I jumped off my stairs last night and made my girlfriend's vagina bleed with my awesome jump sex."
jump sex by KNeel Schaedel November 12, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026