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sex-chops by Linkous Mack Lowe IV December 20, 2005
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Off Chops Sex
Having sex when under the influence of drugs. Usually very messy and lasts several hours due to ecky doodle.
Off Chops Sex by poo_bum_bum August 4, 2008
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sex chapstick
-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."
sex chapstick by Strandchez December 20, 2008
Chapstick Sex
When women (especially younger teens) dont have a dildo on them when they want to masturbate so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. They choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a dick) and they insane availability. Also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of sex
Bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the sex to store so I had chapstick sex last night...
Caroline: Oo how was it?
Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!
Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??
Caroline: Oo how was it?
Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!
Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??
Chapstick Sex by anonymous8808 November 13, 2009
better than sex and salt and vinegar chips
When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.
better than sex and salt and vinegar chips by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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