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When a man is having sex with his partner doggy style, he is texting his buddies telling them all about it while there partner is taking it from the back not knowing what is going on. This action can also be taken place in the mercenary position in which you are on the bottom and your partner lays vertically on top of you, and you hold your arms up with phone in hand and text.
Me: dude how detailed were those text last night while.
guy: i cant beleive you were actually able to pull off the sex and text.
Me: Well i am a legend.
by FaceBoyle June 24, 2010