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Sealing The Tomb 

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
Sealing The Tomb by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

seralina 

The best person in the world. Typically mixed, and is gorgeous. Has a personality of gold and is great in bed. Usually has a best friend with a name that starts with A or J. Super sarcastic and funny, but really fun. She's a perfect person altogether, and you don't deserve her if you break her.
Seralina is so sarcastic, I love her so much.
seralina by Ariasteri March 12, 2019

sealing the envelope 

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope

Segalink 

A blockage between the commoner and the wicked government.

A wall between the oppressor and the oppressed
The government is fighting him because he is a segalink.
Segalink by Sobsoil September 15, 2019

Harper sealing 

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.
Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts
Harper sealing by Egypt April 22, 2017
A feeling that occurs after someone remembers something they couldn't remember for a short or long time. It's when you get that comfortable, settling feeling in your stomach after figuring something out. It's that epiphany or sudden realization.
"I couldn't figure out who else had been in that movie. After going through a bunch of actors in my mind that didn't seem right to me, I thought of Johnny Depp. That was it! A sealing feeling overcame me."
Sealing by Katie K. July 1, 2008