Motorway service station

n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.

see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!

by anticon February 1, 2005

full service gas station

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.

"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"

by AlaraphonAMD December 12, 2008