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Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

Serpent Tongued 

A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.
Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.
Serpent Tongued by havoc777 September 6, 2016

Serpents Tongue 

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.
"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"
Serpents Tongue by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

Serpents Tongue 

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!
guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004