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Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination
"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

Serpent Tongued 

A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.
Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.
Serpent Tongued by havoc777 September 6, 2016

Serpents Tongue 

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.
"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"
Serpents Tongue by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

Serpents Tongue 

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!
guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.