serpent tongue

1.) a very high-pitched voice mimicking a serpent's hiss.
2.) a modern mystifier that can manipulate someones thoughts.
3.) a modern-day vampire.
4.) roni saet.

" that guy from cast of shadows is a real serpent tongue! "

" i was serpent tounged when he creeps. "

serpent tongue by jared nicolai February 5, 2009

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Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

Tongue of the Serpent by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

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Serpent Tongued

A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.

Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.

Serpent Tongued by havoc777 September 6, 2016

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Serpents Tongue

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.

"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"

Serpents Tongue by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

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Serpents Tongue

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!

guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.

Serpents Tongue by insideyamembrane January 1, 2012

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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