A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.
I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!
by mr_bojiggler October 18, 2010
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The act of using technology to avoid a situation.
When her mother came into the shop, he just serped until she left.
by J-roll June 15, 2014
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The virus caught by those new to search engine marketing. Typically characterized by beginning to use the abbreviation SERPs in conversation and email. Further, those newly infected will display a heightened interest in analytics and any shred of information regarding the algorithms that determine how pages rank in search engines.

Leads to becoming an Algoholic.
Ooh boy I just gave my new clients teh Serpes - they just sent me links to Search Engine Watch articles from 2004.
by GFrench February 23, 2008
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