Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Sermanize 

To clean and organize in a way that's inspirational to even the most anal of perfectionists and most extreme of OCD edge cases

Have you seen this guy's garage? It's sermanized so well that you even my OCD friends are filled with envy!

Sermanize by BlyadiBlyadi November 19, 2020

sermonate 

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

sermonate by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

sermone 

Italian man with large Italian sausage

Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone

sermone by NumberOne111 May 13, 2015

semenised 

To be covered in cum

I just got semenised(covered in cum)

semenised by Bugpenguin September 16, 2018

Simonised 

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

Simonised by Dbhoy February 22, 2019

Sermonale 

A scenario that completely revolves around beers. From sermon; a talk on a religious or moral subject, and ale; Australian slang for beer.

See you at the pub tonight for a sermonale.

Sermonale by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019