Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.
by Hukster November 6, 2003
by RambosNan May 15, 2009
by matt November 5, 2003
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"
"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"
by The Breakaway October 14, 2009
Sex Move
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
by HamletPie July 19, 2011
An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.
Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"
Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"
the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:
"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."
"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"
"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"
-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-
by Skelletor Faceface January 27, 2009
lord of the sheeps!!!! bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by the sheep follower March 1, 2023